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Ronald Reagan - A Time for Choosing

A Time for Choosing, also known as "The Speech", was presented on a number of speaking occasions during the 1964 U.S. presidential election campaign by Ronald Reagan on behalf of Republican candidate Barry Goldwater.

ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release - Part 1 of 3

ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release - Part 1 of 3: "The Greatest Story Ever Told" This section explores the little known foundations of the Cult of Equinoctial Christolatry (Christianity) which, unannounced to most, rests in the astrotheological belief systems of the ancient world. The complete source list for Part 1 and the entire Zeitgeist Production can be found here: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/sources.htm Full Film Here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331&hl=en For further research online regarding the subject of Part 1, articles by Archarya S (a consultant for this section) are highly recommended. http://www.truthbeknown.com/origins.htm

Send in your Party Donations Now!

When the Republicans or Democrats come looking for a Donation, send them this!

Credit to Sacred Cow Burgers for the Great Idea!

P.s.  I've opened the Comments section up so you no longer have to register with Typepad to comment.  But let's keep it civil!

**This was a production of The Coalition Against Illegal Immigration (CAII). If you would like to participate, please go to the above link to learn more. Afterwards, email the coalition and let me know at what level you would like to participate.

The State of Our Union, From "Pass-over" Country.

Ladies and Gentlemen, esteemed comrades, loyal readers. 

I come to you this day to speak on the State of Our Union.  And it ain't pretty.  After confronting the potentially disastrous "Day Without Illegal Mexican Alien Workers," and the Annual Abu-Grab-Ass day, I can safely say that America has moved on and at the very least we are maintaining the "same ole same ole."

But as the founding fathers taught us, when government is concerned, there is no such thing as a static government.

With that in mind, I present MY State of Our Union Address.  In part one, we'll discuss THE hot-button issue of the day, Illegal Immigration.

Mayday! Mayday! America Held Hostage: Day One!

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please!

The Emergency Broadcast System has been activated to alert you to an immediate emergency.  Apparently there is a massive work stoppage in the Illegal Alien community.  That's right people!  Panic!  This NATIONAL EMERGENCY is the result of 20 years of lax control of the southern border, political apathy, and criminal activity in the immigration services.

But if we stick together we can survive this emergency!

There are a few things you can do to in light of this NATIONAL EMERGENCY:

• DO NOT go out to eat at any casual or Mexican restaurant.  There are no bus-boys to clear the tables and no dish washers.  You may end up eating off a dirty plate if you go out to eat.  If you discover that a restaurant is closed due to most of the staff walking off, don't ever eat there again.

• Take some time to MOW YOUR OWN LAWN.  Yes, I know it can be a bit of a pain, but the work stoppage has resulted in lawn-care businesses being crippled and unable to maintain your lawn.  If your lawn care company wasn't able to show up today, FIRE THEM and hire a neighbor's kid or do it yourself!  Do it for America!

• Slow down in construction zones!  Because of the work stoppage there will not be anyone to hold the "Slow/Stop" sign or to do the "odd" work on construction sites.  The result is angry legitimate workers and CHAOS at the intersections!  Because of this, be sure to show some respect to the people who are actually working on this National Day of Emergency.

• If you operate a Western Union franchise, close your store immediately.  You may have a few people who are upset because they can't send money to Uncle Bob, but without the support of your local Illegal Alien friends sending their hard earned American Dollars to Mexico you will quickly find yourself bankrupt!  Don't let it happen to you!

• Stock up on canned fruits and vegetables.  Without cheap labor in the fields picking the fruits and veggies there may be a shortage of fresh food in the grocery stores.  Farms everywhere are stuck in neutral and food is rotting on the vine...

• Buy an English to Spanish dictionary and sign up for Spanish lessons!  With the flood of illegal workers walking off the job, you MAY be able to get off welfare by impersonating an Illegal Alien at the local TGI Fridays...

• With nothing better to do tonight, since they won't be at work, expect a run on Jose Cuervo, Corona Light and Limes.  If you enjoy these beverages or tasty fruits, you might want to get them before too late in the evening.

This concludes our broadcast on the Emergency Broadcast System.

It's time for a NEW American Revolution!

Today, and single small event occurred that ended up being the proverbial butterfly's wings that started a hurricane in my own little mind.

Today, I received a "Letter" From the Republican National Committee...

Time to Update your Calendars!

In light of the recent rash of new Liberal Holidays that have been "discovered," I've decided to present you with an updated Calendar for my loyal readers to keep track of all the new days that the Demo-commies are destined to celebrate from now to the end of time.

This is not a complete list, and it will be updated as new holidays are "discovered."

If you know of any liberal holy days or holidays, please feel free to submit them to this address or post them on your blog and link back to me!

Update!  Added a new holiday, Racist Bombardment Day!  August 29th!

Surviving the Avian Flu! A Guide for Aging Liberal Hippies!

Not too long ago, the President announced a policy of getting ready for the dreaded "Bird Flu" that involves helping to fund the development of vaccines, and a tightening of restriction on lawsuits against those people tasked with making the vaccines that this nation needs in the face of this possible pandemic.

While you would think that the Liberals would be happy with the announcement of a new government program aimed to protect the well being of Americans everywhere, they were predictably up in arms about "Big Pharmaceutical" and proclaiming that there is no immanent threat from the bird flu here in the states.  Understandably, the Demo-commies are against any preemptive strike against ANYONE or ANYTHING.

But while this country will continue to arm itself for the possibility of a War on the Avian Flu, I present to you five easy steps that you liberals can take to avoid possible contamination and exposure to the Bird Flu.

Democrats Actively Engaged in Selective Memory Syndrome!

Recently, after what seemed like years of silence from the administration, the President and Vice President FINALLY came out of "defensive" mode and went on the offensive on the subject of CIA intelligence and the War in Iraq.  The Keystone of this offensive is the act of FINALLY connecting the leading purveyors of the "Bush Lied" propaganda to their pre-war statements in regard to Saddam Hussein, Iraq's weapons Programs and the Intelligence that led to the resumption of hostilities with Iraq.

At the very heart of this counter offensive is THIS VIDEO available at GOP.COM by clicking on the "Latest Video" link.  I'm going to join in this effort by presenting here, EVERY quote that I can find in regards to WMDs made by Demo-commies.  I will continue to scour the Internet in search of more examples of Liberal hypocrisy in this matter and will update this Story every time I find new examples.  Enjoy!

Targeting The Global Warming Bandwagon!

My faithful readers will remember that some time back I posted the FACTS about how the scientific community and the media has been attempting  to skew findings when it comes to the warming of the planet earth.  Any information that seems to dispute the coming "Global Warming/Global Climate Change" disaster tends to get poo-pooed and ignored in the media. 

I also laid out this remarkable little gem of evidence that I stumbled upon at the Junk Science website which shows just how ALARMIST and GOOFY the Enviro-Fascists have gotten when it comes to Global Warming.  The fact that the supposedly alarming increase in global temperatures of 0.6 degrees Celsius is within the margin of error ( +/- 0.7 degrees Celsius) for all of the data recorded since 1951, and the fact that some areas of the earth are not warming  or are actually cooling tends to shed some light on the issue at hand.

So what do we know?  Well, we know that the warming isn't GLOBAL, that the average change in the climate is well withing the margin of error for the data collected, and that climate change is nothing new for the planet Earth.

But wait, you exclaim!  Don't we have evidence that SUVs and fossile fuels are destroying the environment?  Don't we know that man is responcible for all this drastic global warming?

Nope, and anyone who tells you that they DO know that we're causing Global Warming is lying because we now have VERY CONVINCING EVIDENCE that concept of Global Warming is a thing of the past and that we may well have found the REAL culprit behind the 0.6 degree change in the average global temperature of the planet Earth, and here's a hint:  There is nothing we can do to stop it because WE DIDN'T CREATE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!