In light of the recent rash of new Liberal Holidays that have been "discovered," I've decided to present you with an updated Calendar for my loyal readers to keep track of all the new days that the Demo-commies are destined to celebrate from now to the end of time.
This is not a complete list, and it will be updated as new holidays are "discovered."
If you know of any liberal holy days or holidays, please feel free to submit them to this address or post them on your blog and link back to me!
Update! Added a new holiday, Racist Bombardment Day! August 29th!
January
- January 19th - Primal Scream Day! YEEEEEAAAAARRRRRHHHHHH! Howard Dean ushers in Primal Scream Day with his "fateful scream" at in Iowa.
- January 20th - International Post Election Selection Trauma Syndrome Day. A somber day of reflection on the FACTS that More Americans voted against John Kerry than any other candidate in American History and that George W. Bush received more votes than any other candidate in American History.
February
- February 15th - Adopt a Communist Regime Day! Most recent example being Clinton sending advanced Satellite technology to China to be launched on a Red-Communist rocket, only to see that rocket "blow up" and see our satellite technology "lost."
April
- April 26th - Abu-Grab-Ass Day. Celebrate the degradation of Terrorists and Illegal Combatants with the left by taking your own "abu-grab-ass" pictures and posting them on the net. Hell, you might even get paid!
- April 29th - Buddhist Monk Contribution Day. The day we celebrate the mystical ability of Buddhist monks to make eleven $5,000 donations to an American political campaign.
May
- May 30th - Memorial Day. Sure, it's a day to reflect on the ultimate sacrifice of those men and women who died in service of their nation. Sure that's something that most liberals can't stand. But at least they can reflect on any mistakes that the military men and women of this country have made.
August
- August 10th - National Grieving Mother's Day. A day to embrace left-wing wackos who just happen to have given birth to honorable and heroic young men who have gone off to fight for their country (instead of against it) and didn't come back.
- August 29th - Racist Bombardment Day - This is the day that "Calypso Louise" was informed, while on another trip in the Radical Islamic Mother Wheel Spaceship, that George Bush was in possession of a Bomb capable of seeking out only black neighborhoods and destroying only those levees that protect them.
September
- September 10th - Business as Usual Day. This is the day that the Demo-commies hold in such High regard that they often forget that September 11th ever happened.
October
- October 12th - Indigenous People's Day. Sure, Columbus "discovered" the Americas on this day, but what we really should celebrate is the abuse of the Native Americans at the hands of the British Empire and democrats like Andrew Jackson.
- October 27th - All Indictments Eve. This is the day where Demo-commies celebrate the "possible," "rumored," and desired indictment of Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.
- October 28th - Indictments Day. Okay, so all we got was Scooter Libby, but hey! It's an indictment!
- October 29th - Post Indictment Letdown Depression Day. This is the day that the demo-commies reflect on the "missed opportunity" to take down Karl Rove and Dick Cheney on manufactured charges.
November
- November 1st - Saint Avian's Day. This is the day that Aging-Liberal-Enviro-fascist-hippies reflect on the fact that they can no longer tongue kiss their pet birds without fear of contracting the "Bird Flu."
- November 2nd - We Can't Believe Americans Are Really That Stupid Day. The anniversary of the re-election of President George W. Bush by the MOST votes in American History.
- November 24th - Nothing to be Thankful For day. This is the day that Liberals think back and reflect on all the bad and horrible things that happened in the past and decide that there is nothing to be thankful for or proud of in American History.
December
- December 25th - Non Denominational, Capitalist, Mid-Winter Retail Holiday. Since Christmas is too "controversial."
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